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The latest 8AM reports seem to put him back on his 14, were the earlier findings of a bike and helmet dead end leads? Possible things are quiet in town because they don't think he's in town.
 
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A door breached, cops blanketing, Turnpike Rd. is closed.
Perhaps an unconscious man and a missing gun a short jog away?

As another report comes in that he's somewhere on the other side of the state.
 
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...he's only killing old people...
A door breached, cops blanketing, Turnpike Rd. is closed.
Perhaps an unconscious man and a missing gun a short jog away?

As another report comes in that he's somewhere on the other side of the state.
You know Tin you go out get a few folks from up there and convert the motor home to a EM 50 Urban Assault Vehicle (Top Secret) and go out and "bait" the guy in and then you spring the EM 50 on him! You would be the perfect bait! Look like a worn out old geezer. :)
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The crazy continues-
Axman apparently carjacked a black Jetta, killed hubby wifey hostage.
Search for Jetta described as 'frantic".
 
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He might be headed your way!
Maybe the cops will let him run around that side of the state for a couple days.
 
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Latest scanners are picking up a shooting in Ansonia. Chatter the axman is in or heading to New York state.
Hope their cops can handle him better.
 
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How long does the spree have to go on to get national?

Hindsight has already started about the police response for the last couple days here.
From an acquaintance-
"If he was a fukken deer he would have been jacklighted Friday night."
 
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I'm content to have him a couple hundred miles away.
It has to be a real drag to have the last thing seen in life be your severed hand laying on the ground.
 

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I hope he gets taken from the planet soon.

Fixed it for you but, Killed, Executed or Eliminated would have worked too.

Murdered is never the correct word when removal from the planet, with extreme prejudice, is justified...
...and in this fuckstick's case, it is.

Murder is never justified.
 
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The pigs didn't think he was dangerous enough to warrant kneeling on his neck.
 

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But wait there's more dep't-
Suspect is kawpuke jock, a football playing bouncer at a college bar who rides a red zx14.
I am suspecting heavily the "edged weapon" was a shovel from Ted's own barn. :eek4:

Summing up, the search is on for an ax murderer in his early 20's of above average strength. The search is taking place in one of the most remote sparsely populated areas of the state. "The authorities" see no need for a general alert, just press releases that say isolated incident if you see a jock in dark clothing carrying an ax or shovel call 911.

Not that it matters, but it was a 12...Screenshot_20200528-094751_Chrome.jpg
 
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