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Master-Cylinder

Duck Loving Curmudgeon and Legendary Race Wrench
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If I were old(er) and/or handicapped, this would be a consideration:

2009 Thorobred Stallion Trike

It's not terrible looking. In fact, I saw this sitting at an intersection in town last weekend. I did a double take as I didn't recognize the design.
You plan on turning gay or into a fucking clown when you get old and infirm?
 

Master-Cylinder

Duck Loving Curmudgeon and Legendary Race Wrench
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Problem with absolute fucking junk like that is that it is more car than motorcycle. Car places either won't or don't want to work on it, and neither do successful motorcycle repair shops. The fucking moron I "work" for would let the asshole bring it in, then let it rot outside for a month or two before we work on it. Then either lose money on it or charge the moron so much money for the repair he abandons it. And besides, they take up way too much space and the asshole who own them are just that... assholes.
We don't have lifts that size or room to work on something that size.
And... I'm just plain insulted by shit like that! If you need a clown car like that, either crawl into a nursing home and die, or ride the bus. FUCK THEM!
Now you fuckers have me all worked up!
 

pimpslayer

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Those things actually have working air conditioning on them. But no roof.

That's so you can have a cool breeze blowing through what's left of your hair as you cruise down the boulevard.

In the left lane.

With your right blinker on...
 

Stetson

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You don't have to wait until you're old and infirm to be a gay fucking clown, you could be one by this afternoon if you put your mind to it.

You might want to pitch, rather than catch, though. I hear clown dicks taste funny.
 
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