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That's badass.:up:

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This doesn't feel badass, just bad. 102 temp now. Still pissing out my ass.

This is courtesy of my grandson. He picked up the big at daycare and made his Dad and his Nana sick. The next day my stepdaughter picked him up and she got sick. Of course, PopPop (me) came to the rescue and picked him yspnthat Mommy could rest and recover. He spent the last two days here (which was wonderful, because he was already better) and we took him back yesterday. However, while he was here his Lolli (my wife) got sick. And now it's my turn...

Shit happens. Sometimes it just squirts out your ass under extreme pressure 😳😉😆
 
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Already shit my pants once today (not completely, but it still counted).

Laying in bed with a wad of tp in the back of my chonnies and an old towel under my ass, just in case.
 
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Get it outta ya'.
Dem babies be fuckin' petri dishes.
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Yeah, that's a true story! And he was fully recovered in day. Gimme that 4 year old immune system any day!

You know, I love that little shit so much it hurts sometimes...
 
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Dude, this was me the first few times yesterday! I decided to just sit on the throne but then my right leg would go so numb that I'd almost fall over getting up. Feeling a bit better this morning. No more fever, and just a little bit of the Hershey's squirts (because there's nothing to squirt!). Feeling a bit dehydrated and weak. Haven't had anything to eat in almost 48 hours. Trying to hold down some apple sauce this morning.
 

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Hope you clear it soon, that is a miserable situation. Had a similar experience on my Mexican honeymoon where I contracted Salmonella. Have never been in a hotter climate but I was shivering with chills like I was naked on an iceberg. Thank God the bathtub was right next to the toilet so I could puke & shit simultaneously every 20 minutes for 14 hours before the hotel doc gave me some penicillin. :vomit:
 

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My great-nephew (4 months old) gave me the flu about 6 weeks ago. Took me 15 days to get over it. I was feeling so bad for a while, I thought I was gonna die.

Started with puking and shitting, then got worse. Post nasal drip while sleeping managed to clog up my lungs. Was coughing up all kinds of yellow and green stuff. Did that for over a week.
Didn't eat for 12 days.
Fully recovered now.
 
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My great-nephew (4 months old) gave me the flu about 6 weeks ago. Took me 15 days to get over it. I was feeling so bad for a while, I thought I was gonna die.

Started with puking and shitting, then got worse. Post nasal drip while sleeping managed to clog up my lungs. Was coughing up all kinds of yellow and green stuff. Did that for over a week.
Didn't eat for 12 days.
Fully recovered now.
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We had the type-B flu (which is more kid-borne than other flu types- my daughter brought it home from school) over here as well- I felt badly for two weeks, but it only gave me a nagging cough, with no puking or shitting. It hit the wife so hard (severe sore throat, which is a common symptom) she was in the hospital for two nights- the kid shook it off in a day.
 
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I'm feeling MUCH better today. Only had one sit down squirt session this morning. I'm able to hold down food. Started off with a small cup of applesauce, then a few hours later a 1/2 serving of white rice (the proper sticky, short grain stuff!) with a little pot roast and gravy mixed in. Took my time eating that over about 30 min. Now I'm having a proper PB&J with a few tortilla chips. So far, so good.
 

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BIggerDanno said:
My great-nephew (4 months old) gave me the flu about 6 weeks ago. Took me 15 days to get over it. I was feeling so bad for a while, I thought I was gonna die.

Started with puking and shitting, then got worse. Post nasal drip while sleeping managed to clog up my lungs. Was coughing up all kinds of yellow and green stuff. Did that for over a week.
Didn't eat for 12 days.
Fully recovered now.
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Wife and I had that around Thanksgiving, one of the worst cases of flu I can remember having. Seemed to hang on forever.
 
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