She makes me want to get Instagram (not what you're thinking)

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'Lizzie McGuire' actress Carly Schroeder ditching Hollywood for the Army

I have no idea who she is, but I salute her. :up:

A 28 y/o actress with a long resume.
Ditches Hollywood and joins the Army.
Already accepted into Officer Candidate school.
I guess she's blogging her adventure on Instragram, which I don't have.

It's a neat article to read if you have a minute or two.

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Another example of misplaced gender roles :roll: The gender-blenders will be cooing over this one

Silly little girl trying to be one of the boys. She looks so badass with those ponytails

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It's a fucking joke

Unless the army is in the business of defending youth from eating tide pods, why is the army wasting time, money and resources on this little princess?
 
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pretty unusual for someone young from hollywood to be into guns, even a little bit. especially female.

at least she's not another '99% of america wants sensible gun control waaaaaahhhh'
 
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It reads that she's going for Intelligence as an MOS.
So yeah, she likes guns and playing like boys.
But she's not an idiot. She's fully in control of her life and desires.
So good for her. :up:
 
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Her compatriots should remove their own penises, maybe then they could get even 10% of the celebrity this little minx is getting for no other reason than having a vagina
 
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I hope she doesn't need to die on the job before she earns your respect.
 
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It's good that she's going into Military Intelligence, less likely to get someone killed.

Yes, I realize that's an oxymoron.

The Military Intelligence or the woman in Military Intelligence? First thing I'd do, is take her outside and have her point to direction that is south.
 
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She's insulting the uniform and discounting those that have earned it, past and present :fu:

Russia had a shit ton of women snipers and it worked out pretty well for them at the time.
Women can be trained for war just like men, the good part obviously, they can be used for sex should the need arise.

In her case going on her looks, she'll be taking a lot of dick in them trenches.
 
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So she's more badass than you are, by default.

Sad state for American males indeed.
U consider yourself a man?
By default, a man should not be afraid to show himself, nor hide behind a keyboard.
You re probably one of the more active "guys" on this forum yet nobody knows who the fuck you are or what you look like.
I'd suggest you refrain from making these statements until you yourself prove to be better. Chances are you're a faggot with a keyboard like many others that have come and gone.
 
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U consider yourself a man?
By default, a man should not be afraid to show himself, nor hide behind a keyboard.
You re probably one of the more active "guys" on this forum yet nobody knows who the fuck you are or what you look like.
I'd suggest you refrain from making these statements until you yourself prove to be better. Chances are you're a faggot with a keyboard like many others that have come and gone.
Met a few members last summer, showed me around their place of business, and another was kind enough to host me for a night.

I'll meet up with a few more when I get out of MD.
 
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Anonymous? You dumbfuck... I've put my mug up here more than once.
 
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Anal, post a real pic of yourself you lying sack of shit. Ain't nobody put you up for a night other than BigBusa probably
 
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And you as well, you little metrosexual bitch.
First - no doubt she is more of a badass. But then again, I'm not denigrating her service like the iPhone developer over there.

Second - You're from rural Texas. The standards for "metrosexual" are pretty low out there. If you're not wearing ill-fitting boot cut jeans from Wal-Mart, everyone looks at you weird.
 
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Post a pic and prove you're not a metrofag, not that i have anything againat them. Curious what a "know it all" looks like
 
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I once met up with another notorious board a-hole, Mr. Ass.
Turns out he was just a regular person, not asshole like in the least.
I could go 2 for 2.

How far out, Easton far?, Cambridge far?, Salisbury far?
DC's almost in the middle.
 
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Btw, bitches (cough, WOMEN) have been strategically (not a sexual strategy) helping and serving the US Military since the revolution.
Ya'll need to get off your "OMG she'll see my peepee when I'm in the shower" platform and learn to deal with it. :fu:

This particular one is smart.
She has no plans for 11B.
She's going Officer and Psych Ops or whatever it's called.

Her brother is a Marine and her Daddy is a Green Beret.
She already has an idea of what's up. And that's what makes me respect her even further. :up:

This is no "fad" move for her. It's a well thought out career decision. :up:
 
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I once met up with another notorious board a-hole, Mr. Ass.
Isn't he the guy who was pretty fun for a while back in the very early 2000's?
Then suddenly flaked out (something to do with his sister?) and threatened to turn us all into the FBI for being a board-gone-wild?
I lol'd at that creature.
 
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Isn't he the guy who was pretty fun for a while back in the very early 2000's?
Then suddenly flaked out (something to do with his sister?) and threatened to turn us all into the FBI for being a board-gone-wild?
I lol'd at that creature.
I don't remember what happened to him. We met up and rode for a day. That was the sum total of my
knowledge of him. When we did talk, he seemed alright.
Shit, everyone's crazy in one way or another.
 
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They had better be if they're gonna hang out here for more than a few weeks.
 
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I liked him until he turned upside down.
 
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