Joe Biden's "No malarkey tour" ?

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ysr_racer

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Ok grandpa, 23 skidoo and Tyler too. This old bastard didn't have a chance in hell.
 
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Stetson

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Odd choice of terms. Sounds like it'll be a real hootenanny wherever it goes.
 
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Babblin' Joe is so far past his fresh-sale date, he must just be there to make the others look less-unelectable.

Amusing that the party which considers old white males repugnant hangs their hopes on Biden, Bloomberg, and Sellout Sanders.

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Terry_Schiavo

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brilliant... hey lets throw muny at the problem. Meanwhile "smart" parents dont need some fucking blowhard with empty promises to get their kid properly educated.
If you get undisciplined kids in school... they are like a fucking cancer for the rest. Obviously they arent getting any help at home. So yeah its no wonder they end up "wards" of the State. :fu:
 
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llord2

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A babbling fuckin moron. And that's his good point
 
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The Malarkey
by Helen Dunmore

Why did you tell them to be quiet
and sit up straight until you came back?
The malarkey would have led you to them.

You go from one parked car to another
and peer through the misted windows
before checking the registration.

Your pocket bulges. You’ve bought them sweets
but the mist is on the inside of the windows.
How many children are breathing?

The malarkey’s over in the back of the car.
The day is over outside the windows.
No streetlight has come on.

You fed them cockles soused in vinegar,
you took them on the machines.
You looked away just once.

You looked away just once
as you leaned on the chip-shop counter,
and forty years were gone.

You have been telling them for ever
Stop that malarkey in the back there!
Now they have gone and done it.
Is that mist, or water with breath in it?


2009 National Poetry Competition winner, "The Malarkey"
 
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We need a gumshoe, see, to see if Joe's pulling a fast one, see, and to see if he's got bats in the belfry, see
 
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DUCHUNTER

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It's probably very ok to reply to anything Bidens says with "OK BOOMER"
 
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