Howz Dennis Hof doin'?

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hagrid

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He dade. Fucked to death by his own employees at 72 years old.
 
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Least,,,,,,,,,,, he wuzzn't runnin, fer,,, a national office. :cool:
 
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By the way, if those are some of his employees, I'd go next door. They aren't all that attractive. The blonde in red might have been 15 years ago and the blonde in black might have been 50 pounds ago...
 
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No shit? The guy was running for something, or contemplating it. Hmmm ...
 
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The fat ones on the far left and far right are kind of cute. The other two, not really.
The one to the far right used to do porn (screen name: Sunny Lane.) She'd likely fuck your brains out, but from what I've heard, any of the decent girls at Hof's establishments (which is pretty much ALL the brothel's in Nevada) are going to cost you an arm and a leg (solidly into 4 figures for anything worth talking about.) From the show on HBO, I'd wager that all four of the girls in the above pic would be counted as the "decent" girls. I'm sure they'll do shit "normal" girls won't, and at least everything will be up front, but I can't see paying bags of cash to nail a chick I wouldn't hit on at a bar.
 
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I banged his girlfriend.


Of course, that was back in '83.....:neutral:
 
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I've never hired a pair of hookers before. That's a bit of a shame, now that I think about it.
In Thailand everybody has to try it a couple of times. The rookie mistake is to pick two at random- always pick the one you like best, and then let her choose a friend- you don't want to end up with a couple of enemies, and you'll have a way better time.

There- since you ain't dead yet, now you're armed with some invaluable info that might someday come in handy.:wink:
 
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In Thailand everybody has to try it a couple of times. The rookie mistake is to pick two at random- always pick the one you like best, and then let her choose a friend- you don't want to end up with a couple of enemies, and you'll have a way better time.

There- since you ain't dead yet, now you're armed with some invaluable info that might someday come in handy.:wink:
Finally some useful information on this site!
 
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The one to the far right used to do porn (screen name: Sunny Lane.) She'd likely fuck your brains out.
Good call Drak! Actually, she is/was one of my favorite "modern" pros. I didn't realize she'd porked out so much. I barely recognized her. Yeah, her videos showcase her ability and energy to ride you into a heart attack. Her hip and ass movement were something else.
 
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