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RECOUNT!! :fu: Congrats.
You know what this means? It means that Anal put down the biggest bid and outbid all the OGs who claim their love this place. Well money talks and bullshit walks.

I have met AD in person and he was super cool, online he’s an entirely different persona in my opinion and lately he wants to argue more than ever and dig his heels in. That said he put his money where his mouth is and outbid ALL of us, job well done you argumentative bastard
 
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I was talking with Snail the other week and he says "you enjoy pissing people off" and my immediate reaction was to argue that, so I'll take the argumentative badge. :smile2:

I will say I'm harmless though, I'm barely punching 150 pounds, all bark, no bite. I wouldn't hesitate to grab a beer with anyone I've argued with.

Hope to make it out to the West Coast again to meet some more folks. :up:
 

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You know what this means? It means that Anal put down the biggest bid and outbid all the OGs who claim their love this place. Well money talks and bullshit walks.

I have met AD in person and he was super cool, online he’s an entirely different persona in my opinion and lately he wants to argue more than ever and dig his heels in. That said he put his money where his mouth is and outbid ALL of us, job well done you argumentative bastard
Cite!! :fu: I was good for ~6% of the ending total. So Im 94% bullshit! :D Ive already won by default by attending most of the LAB events. :fu:

the finer point here... Anal sects has been paid for via paypal...hehehe
Anyway... big party in MI planned for next weekend for my victory in this contest. Hoping to get @BilletMan
his missing roll of tyvek or camera... or similar WPB. Maybe some Jesus level carpentry from @Jedi Maybe he'll nail me to a cross with some 16 pennies. :fu:

As for meeting Anal Disco Anal Disco ... he really is a needy sumbitch digitally! Every other day is a PM from him with OPEN IMMEDIATELY!!! in the subject line. Now I know how @whitepower felt.

Oh and one last tibit... I was in on the first round of Pulse products as a paying customer! :fu: Also the Starkweather tuna! The Dino hinge, yadda yadda yadda.

Nobody wears jealousy like me!!40011
 
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Cite!! :fu: I was good for ~6% of the ending total. So Im 94% bullshit! :D Ive already won by default by attending most of the LAB events. :fu:

the finer point here... Anal sects has been paid for via paypal...hehehe
Anyway... big party in MI planned for next weekend for my victory in this contest. Hoping to get @BilletMan
his missing roll of tyvek or camera... or similar WPB. Maybe some Jesus level carpentry from @Jedi Maybe he'll nail me to a cross with some 16 pennies. :fu:

As for meeting Anal Disco Anal Disco ... he really is a needy sumbitch digitally! Every other day is a PM from him with OPEN IMMEDIATELY!!! in the subject line. Now I know how @whitepower felt.

Oh and one last tibit... I was in on the first round of Pulse products as a paying customer! :fu: Also the Starkweather tuna! The Dino hinge, yadda yadda yadda.

Nobody wears jealously like me!!View attachment 40011

Don’t think for one second you aren’t a needy digital bitch too because you are........if you send me one more picture of your badge next to your small cock with text saying you will respect my oth or ity. I swear I am going to go all wrist lock on your ass
 

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Don’t think for one second you aren’t a needy digital bitch too because you are........if you send me one more picture of your badge next to your small cock with text saying you will respect my oth or ity. I swear I am going to go all wrist lock on your ass
it takes a certain Joie de vivre to wear jealousy like me and its not for you. You may want to try a different scent like castor bean oil or sumting! I just gold plated my badge for dramatic effect. BusaVeloce BusaVeloce assisted with the lazer hardening/working process. Hes an alchemist!! (not a chemist that likes al. )
 

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it takes a certain Joie de vivre to wear jealousy like me and its not for you. You may want to try a different scent like castor bean oil or sumting! I just gold plated my badge for dramatic effect. BusaVeloce BusaVeloce assisted with the lazer hardening/working process. Hes an alchemist!! (not a chemist that likes al. )

So he assisted with hardening huh?

Interesting if you keep it up LABs will go from being flagged a hate group site to gay porn.
 

maui

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In no particular order thank you to XX Firefighter, Roadczar, Warpspeed, C. Dolan, Wretch, Cisco, Rhino, RumblePhish, Kawachan, Stites, CID, Vegas12, Schaivo, Matt Sterbator, Tinhead, Warren, Anonymous, Brokenfly, Anal Disco, Wormser77, and LuxPride for all of your generosity in support of our little corner of the interwebs.

Raised a total of $1,666.50 which should keep us in good nick for quite awhile.

You lads are the best.


Gar
Gar

Thanks for your effort. You give credit to all these other people, which is fine, but you're out there in the trenches every day sipping your grande mocha latte, with your toe shoes on, yelling at your key board in your underwear while having a smear of ketchup on your chin, possibly suffering from a hang nail, and all the while using your moderator skills so indiscriminately that pretty much no one ever knows what the fuck you're thinking.

To you sir I give lots of credit and thanks.

To everyone else who just donated to Gar's Scotch supply...I mean CZ's Bronco.

uh

thanks too. I hope to be inspecting the scotch supply in the near future.
 
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BigGar

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Cite!! :fu: I was good for ~6% of the ending total. So Im 94% bullshit! :D Ive already won by default by attending most of the LAB events. :fu:

the finer point here... Anal sects has been paid for via paypal...hehehe
Anyway... big party in MI planned for next weekend for my victory in this contest. Hoping to get @BilletMan
his missing roll of tyvek or camera... or similar WPB. Maybe some Jesus level carpentry from @[B]Jedi[/B] Maybe he'll nail me to a cross with some 16 pennies. :fu:

As for meeting Anal Disco Anal Disco ... he really is a needy sumbitch digitally! Every other day is a PM from him with OPEN IMMEDIATELY!!! in the subject line. Now I know how @whitepower felt.

Oh and one last tibit... I was in on the first round of Pulse products as a paying customer! :fu: Also the Starkweather tuna! The Dino hinge, yadda yadda yada
Nobody wears jealousy like me!!
This is like a find the salami picture from a dentist office Highlights magazine. You should write up more posts like this with the most obscure old schooley of old schooley LAB's references and see who can find them all. Maybe I should :) Maybe a contest to see who can sneak more in. Schiavo vs. Gar!

oldschooleydeathmatch@161
 
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BigGar

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A Mainah mailbox invasion!

Huge thanks to BusaVeloce, fellow Mainah Stetson and part-time Mainah SailUSVI.

Additional thanks to zxfan for his generous donation via Zelle as well.

Also thank you Califblue for the vintage duc stickers and Banditman for the one of a kind duc tribute T-shirt.

They will definitely help in getting the new order together.

Overwhelming generosity from the membership.

New grand total puts us well over 2K! @ $2,117.50
 
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BigGar

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There has to be a better way to donate
??
How many ways do you want? PayPal, Venmo, Zelle, mail a check, mail cash, come to California and donate in person, Traveler's check . . .

I literally received donations from every one of those options for this fundraiser.

I'm not sure what else I could offer up. I should probably get "The Cash App" as much as I listen to Rogan. Then you could donate in Bitcoin!

Your anonymity is safe with me no matter how you want to roll. Was that "Anonymous" donor you as someone did give me that username.
 

BusaVeloce

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A Mainah mailbox invasion!

Huge thanks to BusaVeloce, fellow Mainah Stetson and part-time Mainah SailUSVI.

Additional thanks to zxfan for his generous donation via Zelle as well.

Also thank you Califblue for the vintage duc stickers and Banditman for the one of a kind duc tribute T-shirt.

They will definitely help in getting the new order together.

Overwhelming generosity from the membership.

New grand total puts us well over 2K! @ $2,117.50

Maine... the way life should be... :drinks::drinks::drinks:
 

BusaVeloce

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Did the postman scream THE RED ENVELOPES ARE COMING!!???
LOLZ... i won't speak for Sail or Stetson... but i'm pretty sure i would be runnin' with Crispus Aticks, Sam Adams and those other savage revolutionaries...

OK i will... i'm pretty sure They ( as most here would )

bluecoatscame@161
 
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BigGar

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is this a bad tyme to ask aboot the Smitty stone...?

fuck... shit happens... i gave once... i will give again...

He deserves His stone ...
Not at all. Some of that money got used for the software upgrades, and the rest of those funds were MIA for a couple of years and then repatriated to me in March of 2019. There was something like $600 and change sent to me by our former treasurer. $500 of that went to Banditman last year when he was going through a tough time. He's still struggling mightily with his health be there are few people tougher than that guy, and I'm looking forward to him continuing to improve. The rest went to monthly site costs, and then I'd just been paying Eddie myself for quite awhile. Hence the fundraiser.
Smitty, and Steve Casey deserve a stone. Laguna Seca is in rather dire straits. I truly hope they weather the COVID storm, as well as the continual NIMBY onslaught. It's one of my favorite places on the planet. burly, myself, and so many others have great memories of our annual pilgrimage.
I'd love to hike up to the Corkscrew and see their names up there in stone. Hopefully we'll get that chance again one day.
 

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Cite!! :fu: I was good for ~6% of the ending total. So Im 94% bullshit! :D Ive already won by default by attending most of the LAB events. :fu:

the finer point here... Anal sects has been paid for via paypal...hehehe
Anyway... big party in MI planned for next weekend for my victory in this contest. Hoping to get @BilletMan
his missing roll of tyvek or camera... or similar WPB. Maybe some Jesus level carpentry from @Jedi Maybe he'll nail me to a cross with some 16 pennies. :fu:

As for meeting Anal Disco Anal Disco ... he really is a needy sumbitch digitally! Every other day is a PM from him with OPEN IMMEDIATELY!!! in the subject line. Now I know how @whitepower felt.

Oh and one last tibit... I was in on the first round of Pulse products as a paying customer! :fu: Also the Starkweather tuna! The Dino hinge, yadda yadda yadda.

Nobody wears jealousy like me!!View attachment 40011

that reminds me i need to locate my cap.
 
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BigGar

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Update.

Additional thanks to our very own logger, fisherman, farmer, heavy equipment operator, creative writer, AMA record holder and general cantankerous bon vivant Snail.

Also a second round of thanks to kawachan for the stickers. They'll help as prototypes for the new ones getting ordered.

Swag by mail coming soon. It's been a busy week and I kind of wanted to wait for the new stickers too, but I'll get things on the way.

Revised total now:
40335
$2,302.50!






Gar
 

Wretch

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I'd like to thank Stites Stites for his generosity, the Admins and Overlords for their tireless efforts in keeping the wheels turning and somewhat free of an overabundance of shit.

I may be Amazing but, you people are Awesome...

...the good kind of Awesome though and not that nebulous kind in the Lego Movie song, that Terry_Schiavo Terry_Schiavo masturbates to.
 
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Just so this doesn't gain Smittystone status, I wanted to top it and let you know that the little swag I ordered arrived, but I'm still waiting for the stickers to get done. Once all is in hand I'll be mailing out to all of the donors and winners.
Swag was around $215.00. Sticker cost will be posted here too in the interest of full transparency.
 
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BigGar

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Thanks going out to ZX11man!
New total of donations $2,402.50
Less $214.34 for swag
$2,188.16
Less $40.00 for this month's site bills
Less $200.00 to buy Eddie a steak and a blowjob because he does a great job of keeping the lights on here.

$1,948.16 Current funds
 
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And thanks to Dragon350!

Eddie is claiming that this is a labor of love and he doesn't want to accept.

I'll keep after him. . .

$2,188.16
 

Stites

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And thanks to Dragon350!

Eddie is claiming that this is a labor of love and he doesn't want to accept.

I'll keep after him. . .

$2,188.16
I can't handle all of this transparency.....please stop! I am used to my government spending my money on hookers and blow and then telling me it went to fix the roads and the homeless as I hit a pothole trying to dodge a homeless guy.
 
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