Fundraiser Blind Auction!!!!

BigGar

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I send Eddie $40 every month to keep the lights on.
Occasionally we also need software updates and other stuff I have zero understanding of that costs money as well.
Send your entries to my PayPal
biggar@cox.net
I have what may be the last unopened LABusas billet shot glass in captivity.
I'm not sure if they call this a blind auction? Silent auction?
Either way, send a few bucks if you feel like it.
The largest total donation by as little as a penny will get this awesome bit of Pulse Performance Parts / LABusas history.
39633

If I can come up with any other random stuff, there may even be a second and third place (provided I get three donations)
Enter early and often.

This shit show ends at midnight next Friday, July 17th, Twenty fucking Twenty.

Gar
 

rumble phish

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Gar, I don't do PayPal as they've fucked over law-abiding gun owners for years now. But i would very much like to participate in this auction. Can I send you my bid/donation via Zelle (through Chase bank)?
 
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BigGar

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Gar, I don't do PayPal as they've fucked over law-abiding gun owners for years now. But i would very much like to participate in this auction. Can I send you my bid/donation via Zelle (through Chase bank)?
Sure.
Not sure how Zelle works but I know the commies at BofA offer it as I see it on my online banking so I know it's an option. I also do Venmo.
 

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No one will know what the highest bid is until it's over!
That's what a Blind Auction is!

Like I said, enough extra here to earn the coveted shot glass so, bring the big monies if you want to beat my bid.

I may bid again too so, Suck It!
 

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No one will know what the highest bid is until it's over!
That's what a Blind Auction is!

Like I said, enough extra here to earn the coveted shot glass so, bring the big monies if you want to beat my bid.

I may bid again too so, Suck It!

I don't think it's an auction at all, unless dickhead(?) admin. Gar returns all the losing bids.

More like a donation with the highest donation getting the prize.
 

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I don't think it's an auction at all, unless dickhead(?) admin. Gar returns all the losing bids.

More like a donation with the highest donation getting the prize.
I stand corrected and agree with your assessment of how it'll work.
 

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I don't think it's an auction at all, unless dickhead(?) admin. Gar returns all the losing bids.

More like a donation with the highest donation getting the prize.
Right. It's a donation, with the "prize" going to the donor who sends the largest donation.

I'm sending money for the board. If I get the prize, that's cool. If not, that's cool too. :up:
 
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BigGar

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Yes, sorry for the confusion. It is a donation, not an auction.

To be clear on Eddie as well, I don't "pay" Eddie anything for all of the work he does. The $40 is for our monthly bill for bandwidth, access, whatever it is. Eddie deserves a spiff for the work that he does, and I will make sure he gets a little extra next month for a few beers.
 

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Vista, CA 92083

I think you can Zelle to greggoryjpark@gmail.com or Venmo to greggory-park or the PayPal provided already

Giving zero fucks about my privacy these days :)

Is this a bad thing?

Dangerous?
Just don't shoot me if I show up on your porch at 3 AM looking for a place to crash after the wife kicks me out for looking at noodie pics on LAB's!
 

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I send Eddie $40 every month to keep the lights on.
Occasionally we also need software updates and other stuff I have zero understanding of that costs money as well.
Send your entries to my PayPal
biggar@cox.net
I have what may be the last unopened LABusas billet shot glass in captivity.
I'm not sure if they call this a blind auction? Silent auction?
Either way, send a few bucks if you feel like it.
The largest total donation by as little as a penny will get this awesome bit of Pulse Performance Parts / LABusas history.
View attachment 39633

If I can come up with any other random stuff, there may even be a second and third place (provided I get three donations)
Enter early and often.

This shit show ends at midnight next Friday, July 17th, Twenty fucking Twenty.

Gar
I'd like to know odds.
 
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BigGar

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I'd like to know odds.
It depends on how much random swag I find sitting around the house here. A genuine LAB's folding knife has been donated to the cause by a member, so that will also be sent out to a donor.
This whole fundraising exercise is a work in progress.
Nobody will get a box of dog shit, except for me maybe.
 

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BigGar

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Nine entries so far. I may try to locate an autographed picture of Margaret Thatcher (for you to wank to). Let's get a few more in. Five days or so left.
 
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