FUCK OUT HER SHIT...

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Mr Lucky

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None of your fucking business...
YEAH! FUCK OUT HER SHIT! HARD!

HAVE YOU EVER FUCKED A WOMAN SO HARD THAT SHE SHITS HERSELF? SMASHING INTO HER AND BUSTING OPEN HER WOMB WITH YOUR MONSTROUS BELL END. STIRRING UP HER GUTS WITH YOUR WICKED STICK AND YOU CAN FEEL THAT LUMP OF CHOD THROUGH THE SKIN WALL, PUSHING ON DOWN SLOWLY THROUGH HER TRACT. YOU HOOK YOUR ENGORGED SEX MALLET HEAD UP BEHIND IT AND PULL IT DOWN. BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE HAS SHAT A PERISTALTIC PRESENT ON YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S DRESSING TABLE. SITTING LIKE AN OILED CHOCOLATE EGG.

AND THEN YOU SMASH IT FLAT WITH THE PALM OF YOUR HAND!

YEAH...
 
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Snail

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You should be locked up in a rubber room before you hurt yourself or those around you. Seek immediate mental help, you have lost whatever sense of reality you might have once possessed.

It's part of what happens to GreenPeople when they realize how hollow and shallow lives they lead, engaging in the most ludicrous fantasys.

You are truly disturbed.
 
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Stites

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Did I ever tell you the story of this girl in the Marine Corps we called "Choo, Choo, Pooh Pooh"?
 
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lanta

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You should be locked up in a rubber room before you hurt yourself or those around you. Seek immediate mental help, you have lost whatever sense of reality you might have once possessed.

It's part of what happens to GreenPeople when they realize how hollow and shallow lives they lead, engaging in the most ludicrous fantasys.

You are truly disturbed.
^THIS^
 
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Pics or it didn't happen....



No, wait... What?
 
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Mr Lucky

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Graham your brand of humor is a window to your soul
In all seriousness I know what you mean though. I shouldn't have typed what I typed. It was wrong. I should have made more of an effort to fit the word 'glistening' in there somewhere and I should have used the word 'polished' instead of 'oiled'.

You think I should have put in 'polished' instead of 'oiled'?

I can go back in and change it if you like?

I should change it.


I'll change it...
 
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simon520

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I'm assuming there is a wrist lock applied here at some point?
 
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In all seriousness I know what you mean though. I shouldn't have typed what I typed. It was wrong. I should have made more of an effort to fit the word 'glistening' in there somewhere and I should have used the word 'polished' instead of 'oiled'.

You think I should have put in 'polished' instead of 'oiled'?

I can go back in and change it if you like?

I should change it.


I'll change it...
I miss 'oiled'. I think that captured the romance of the moment far better than 'polished'.



Gar
 
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I miss 'oiled'. I think that captured the romance of the moment far better than 'polished'.



Gar
...iz probably good they destroyed all of their guns...
 
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I remember back in the day women in Canada would eat their own shit. But that was when we were young and crazy. Today these politician are just weak.

In before Smitty
 
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simon520

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I've had 24 hours to think about this, and I've come to 2 conclusions:

1. This is, by far, the most epic work of poetry ever posted on Labs

2. the original form, in which you describe the nugget as "oiled," is perfection and should not be changed.
 
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I've had 24 hours to think about this, and I've come to 2 conclusions:

1. This is, by far, the most epic work of poetry ever posted on Labs

2. the original form, in which you describe the nugget as "oiled," is perfection and should not be changed.

"Well oiled" would sound even better.
 
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Mr Lucky

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None of your fucking business...
I've had 24 hours to think about this, and I've come to 2 conclusions:

1. This is, by far, the most epic work of poetry ever posted on Labs

2. the original form, in which you describe the nugget as "oiled," is perfection and should not be changed.
OK, in recognition of your recognition I shall change it back to the original word 'oiled'...
 
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lanta

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I'm not clicking this thread again. Fucking weirdos.
 
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You motherfucker.

I told you not to fuck with perfection. To claim she "shat" the oiled nugget Implies she had some control over it. Shitting is typically a voluntary action; This is not what's going on here. You are yanking out from her unwilling colon a hunk of feces during a violently satisfying sex act. I have a immortalized your great prose in my Signature line.
 
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Never happened for me!

Did have one that when her pants were down the smell was so bad I mouthpukedgargled swallowed and made a retreat.
Told her she must be very sick because that is just not right.

She wasn't happy.She said no one else complained????????

Months latter she called , confirmed that she did have some bacterial crisis partying in her hole.

Lucky me for my sensitive nose overriding testosterone.
 
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