FFU - Fat fuckers united - Pledge to lose weight and gain muscle by 4-12-2019

   #351  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
I only ate one yodel... I'm sure the other one is lonely now. I think I'll let him meet his buddy..... in my tummy. :)
 
   #354  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
Fuckin' Yodels washed down with a Yoo-Hoo...:)

Glad I don't have that much of a sweet tooth anymore.

But, if I am going to have chocolate I'll mix up a batch of Ghirardelli triple fudge brownies...
...a double batch with walnuts and a tablespoon of instant coffee mixed in;
in a regular 9x11 pan lined with parchment paper.
Cooked up to be soft and gooey in the middle with a crunchy crust.

Not cake like on the box:


A scoop of salted caramel ice cream goes good with them but, all alone they will lock your jaws.
 
   #355  

BigGar

high on placebo
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
38,555
Location
Hayabusaland, CA
Fuckin' Yodels washed down with a Yoo-Hoo...:)

Glad I don't have that much of a sweet tooth anymore.

But, if I am going to have chocolate I'll mix up a batch of Ghirardelli triple fudge brownies...
...a double batch with walnuts and a tablespoon of instant coffee mixed in;
in a regular 9x11 pan lined with parchment paper.
Cooked up to be soft and gooey in the middle with a crunchy crust.

Not cake like on the box:


A scoop of salted caramel ice cream goes good with them but, all alone they will lock your jaws.
Then you heat that fucker up to hot lava temperature before you put the ice cream on. Fuck yeah you do.
 
   #356  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
lol My daughter had rule over the other girls at summer camp when she took a half a batch with her one year.

I'm the brownie master of the family but, my aunt makes a killer turtle cake.
Coconut cream or chocolate cream pies, we all do pretty well on.
I may have to make a chocolate chip pecan pie next week.

Next week being Thanksgiving is going to kill any gains made in the first couple of weeks of this contest.
 
   #357  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
Looks like I'm counter productive to the weight loss program. :)
 
   #359  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
Looks like I'm counter productive to the weight loss program. :)
No way brother!
Some of us looked at the calendar and saw it coming when this thread went up.

I'll be able to resist the Christmas goodies more easily save for the best of them. :)
 
   #361  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
Exactly.. any weight loss program I'm going to start sure won't be during Thanksgivibg or Christmas. I'll revisit the Idea New Year's eve... and admit defeat on January 3rd. :)
 
   #363  

BigGar

high on placebo
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
38,555
Location
Hayabusaland, CA
There is not a homemade brownie that's going to be those boxed ones. No sense even trying really. It's like a Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut. Some things are just perfect and you don't fuck with them
 
   #364  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
There is not a homemade brownie that's going to be those boxed ones. No sense even trying really. It's like a Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut. Some things are just perfect and you don't fuck with them
I add my own touches to improve or get what I want out of them but, that is the mix I use.

There is a cake mix I wish was still available though...

...Duncan Hines Tunnel of Fudge, cue Tubeblower bursting into the room Kramer style,
it was my favorite cake made in a bundt cake pan.

Can't get it anymore.
 
   #365  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
17 pound Thanksgiving warm up today.. giblet gravy anyone?


Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
 
   #366  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
I'm in charge of sweet potatoes and my famous brownies which I will gather ingredients for today and start cooking tomorrow.

I'll also be working on a turkey breast Thursday as well, to prepared and cook in the air cooker.
Hopefully, it'll turn out the same as the last one which was perfectly delicious.
 
   #367  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
Sweet potato you say.... My version of Sweet potato pie on standby for oven room. :)


Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
 
   #368  

Hapo

Dog Boy
Joined
Jan 12, 2002
Messages
45,257
Location
Earth
...Vinnie's brownies are famous too...!!!... .!.:D.!.
 
   #369  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
Sweet potato you say.... My version of Sweet potato pie on standby for oven room. :)
Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
I'm going with the walnuts and brown sugar in a casserole dish deal with the ones I'll cook and mash today.

I got a few requests of no marshmallows this year so...
 
   #370  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
...Vinnie's brownies are famous too...!!!... .!.:D.!.
Fuckers want to give me a medical card for that ingredient... but I'll have to give up A LOT for that card
. Feds dont recognize the card
 
   #372  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
Okay, okay, I share the other secret ingredient what I put in my famous brownies.

Instead of vegetable/canola/safflower/peanut oil...

...I substitute an equal amount of, are you ready for this?

It makes all the difference!!!








































It's, 3/4 Manteca and a 1/4 Manteqiuilla...
...softened in the radar range and allowed to cool so it doesn't cook the fucking egg when I mix it into the mix.

Your heart doctor will thank me.
 
   #373  

roadczar

BAMF
Joined
Dec 31, 2001
Messages
2,601
Location
Chicagoland
Website
www.roadczar.com
If I'm going to consume empty calories it better have some return on my investment besides sugar. Burning these calories is hard work!




Fuckin' Yodels washed down with a Yoo-Hoo...:)

Glad I don't have that much of a sweet tooth anymore.

But, if I am going to have chocolate I'll mix up a batch of Ghirardelli triple fudge brownies...
...a double batch with walnuts and a tablespoon of instant coffee mixed in;
in a regular 9x11 pan lined with parchment paper.
Cooked up to be soft and gooey in the middle with a crunchy crust.

Not cake like on the box:


A scoop of salted caramel ice cream goes good with them but, all alone they will lock your jaws.
 

Attachments

   #374  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
If I'm going to consume empty calories it better have some return on my investment besides sugar. Burning these calories is hard work!
I'm afraid half of the family would not be amused if I added any other special ingredient to the mix.
The other half would be enjoying the hell out of them and then we would not have any leftover anything.
 
   #375  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
Its portion control.. so they say. ;)


Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
 
   #376  
OP
OP
CZLoco

CZLoco

artist formerly known as quad destroyer and...
Joined
Dec 13, 2001
Messages
23,981
Location
Austin, TX
What are those nasty looking round things.
 
   #377  

Hapo

Dog Boy
Joined
Jan 12, 2002
Messages
45,257
Location
Earth
...brussels sprouts...good source of iron...
 
   #380  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
About an hour to go... for this Froturkey. little more basting break ll


Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
 
   #382  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
I walked past the scales yesterday and it groaned even though I didn't step on it.
 
   #385  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
Here is a healthy dish that I rolled upped for those that want to eat well but still lose weight.


Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
 
   #388  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
Here is a healthy dish that I rolled upped for those that want to eat well but still lose weight.


Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
I've been on a steady diet of fish for breakfast every morning and it seems to be working well.

I could kill for some sushi right now but, the old food truck that specialized in it closed shop a couple of weeks ago.
 
   #390  

gobrian77

Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Joined
Dec 31, 2001
Messages
20,377
Location
Thailand
'Whatever [actually 'anything'] you say, fatty' would likely have made for a slightly more violent scene.:wink:
 
   #393  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
Well if we are going to eat... Rice is the least of the issues with my Cottage Pie... :)


Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk
 
   #394  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
Dammit Rhino!

I just got into my breakfast fish after seeing the sushi you shared.

Now, I need to go roll out some pastry dough for some Sheppard's pie...

...but, I'm out of potatoes and ground beef. :screama:
 
   #395  

Rhino

K-9 BAMF
Joined
Dec 12, 2001
Messages
16,678
Location
Fuck you
True Shepherds pie is Lamb based.. Cottage pie is beef based.

Mine is beef and the last of the Turkey based.. :)
 
   #396  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
True Shepherds pie is Lamb based.. Cottage pie is beef based.

Mine is beef and the last of the Turkey based.. :)
Ah, I figured I was mixing something up there.
I guess it's a cottage pie then.
Lamb would be a bit steep around here.

Funny thing, I was looking at a fire in the burn pit the other evening and thinking how good a Hobo stew would be.
I haven't had any of that since I was in Scouts back in early 70's.
Just need to use the heavy foil to cook it in, on the coals.
 
   #399  

Wretch

amazingly graceful
Joined
Feb 1, 2002
Messages
28,453
Location
is overrated
Funnily enough a 'Where are they now?' video for Mad Max popped up in my YouTube feed- check this out:


That fucker!

It figures, now I have to bust my ass so I can show up at least half that cut up or not show due to stroke or heart attack.
 
   #400  

gobrian77

Quod Erat Demonstrandum
Joined
Dec 31, 2001
Messages
20,377
Location
Thailand
you should give gobrian77 some photog lessons in trade for him showing you how to row!!
He measures distance in km like a proper person would!!
I don't know nothin' 'bout no kayakin', but if he's doing 12 miles (or 19.3 kilometers:wink:) in open-water daily, he doesn't need my help.
 
Top Bottom