Does Alexa know how to send dick pics?

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Oh brother, you'd think the giant of the tech giants would know to be more discreet.

Gotta admit, its nice to know that no matter how rich you are, it always comes down to the animal instincts in the end.
 

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Your Amazon Alexa Can Now Control Your Vibrator :yahoo:

A so-called smart sex tech company aptly called OhMiBod have invented a smart vibrator which they showcased at the CES 2019 tech show in Las Vegas this week.

OhMiBod announced the vibrator will soon be compatible (physically, emotionally, sexually…) with Alexa, Amazon’s voice-controlled digital assistant.

Your Amazon Alexa Can Now Control Your Vibrator
 

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The first couple times I told Alexa to go fuck herself, she answered, "I'm not sure how you expect me to accomplish that." Now she just acts like she can't hear me.

Just like a wife.
 

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Soooo now,,, :eek4: when she yells,,, faster,,, faster ? :inlove1a:

:wink2: It'll,, actually,,,,,,, happen... :yahoo:
 
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I thought this obvious about Bezos sending out his dick pics.

Anal Dicklick, please post a picture of your face so I can see if there is any difference.
 
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Anal Dildo, I could've sworn I saw a kindergarten style attempt at Photoshop from you earlier. Did you take it down? I sweated all morning to think up a devastating reply, but now you've taken the wind out of my sails.
Bastard.
 
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