DEAD DOGS

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Hapo

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...don't eat food...

...don't bite kitties...

...don't act rude...

...dead dogs, dead dogs, dead dog dogs dogs...
 
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Austin_F

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i hope you're drunk. This is bad timing.
 
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rumble phish

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I don't know... We all know Hapo is a dog lover. He's raised many and has a soft spot for'em, maybe more so than many here. Maybe all of this talk of beloved dogs passing has put him in bad place. Maybe he got a little drunk (or stoned) and is just venting.










Or maybe he's just an asshole. It's a 50/50 shot at best.
 
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...why can't it be both, 'phish...

...maui will love this one, a little lullaby I used to sing to me son...sung to the tune of Old MacDonald :

WELLLL, I had a liitle baby but he wouldn't go to bed.

So I took a tire iorn to the little baby's head.

But the baby didn't cry as that little fuker's dead.

'Cause a tire iorn's harder than a little baby's head.


...Owen thought it was hilarious...
 
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...I only ever hit him once, when he knocked over my beer on purpose...

...I didn't mean to...it was an instinctive reaction...

...so please, do not knock over my beer...
 
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…wretch, ye has no Idea...but...that be a good thing, eh... 1549713939281.png ...doing ok so far, but I fear it is still over head, circling for a landing...
 
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