COVID dick.. apparently, it's a real thing!

rumble phish

Mar 31, 2002
Modesto, CA
I was going to post this in the COVID thread, but I thought it serious, and amusing enough, to warrant its own thread. If you don't think that's the case, well then, kindly go fuck yourself :fu:

Unless you have the 'Rona dick, then I guess you can't. :lol:

Coronavirus Lingers in Penis and Could Cause Impotence (

Yes, COVID-19 Can Cause Erectile Dysfunction – Cleveland Clinic

Yes, Covid Can Cause Erectile Dysfunction | Elemental (

Erectile Dysfunction Risk 6 Times Higher in Men With COVID (

and not only will it keep you flaccid, but it may even shrink your goods! Guess it's China's way of leveling the playing field :lol:

Man Said COVID Caused His Penis to Shrink (

US man claims his penis has shrunk due to rare Covid side effect | — Australia’s leading news site

A Shrinking Penis Has Been Named As Potential Symptom Of Long Covid (

My wife said it may be just a rouse by the government and science types to finally scare the black male community into getting vaxxed. She may have a point. 🤨


Oct 12, 2003
But covid also kills the sense of smell so overall it's probably a wash.
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