COVID dick.. apparently, it's a real thing!

rumble phish

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I was going to post this in the COVID thread, but I thought it serious, and amusing enough, to warrant its own thread. If you don't think that's the case, well then, kindly go fuck yourself :fu:

Unless you have the 'Rona dick, then I guess you can't. :lol:

Coronavirus Lingers in Penis and Could Cause Impotence (webmd.com)

Yes, COVID-19 Can Cause Erectile Dysfunction – Cleveland Clinic

Yes, Covid Can Cause Erectile Dysfunction | Elemental (medium.com)

Erectile Dysfunction Risk 6 Times Higher in Men With COVID (webmd.com)

and not only will it keep you flaccid, but it may even shrink your goods! Guess it's China's way of leveling the playing field :lol:

Man Said COVID Caused His Penis to Shrink (insider.com)

US man claims his penis has shrunk due to rare Covid side effect | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site

A Shrinking Penis Has Been Named As Potential Symptom Of Long Covid (ladbible.com)

My wife said it may be just a rouse by the government and science types to finally scare the black male community into getting vaxxed. She may have a point. 🤨
 

f2benny

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But covid also kills the sense of smell so overall it's probably a wash.
 
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