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For five points

Q. What is the capacity of the hot grand ma's colostomy bag (US ounces only).

a. 40oz. 'granny rolls with a malt beverage'
b. 8oz. 'granny is only packing a cup of coffee from McDonalds drive thru'
c. 12oz. 'granny is sneaking Billetmans Lite beers one at a time'
d. Hookers
e. ??oz. 'granny is that your bag leaking all over the Cadie again' "stop filming!"
f. TBD


Billet nOtes: Pouch Material: When my grandfather had his colostomy in the late 1930's he made his own pouches out of inner tubes in the basement of his house. I actually thought all Grandpas wore a small inner tube on their tummies. What a difference today! Pouches are now transparent, opaque or highly decorative using cloth pouch covers. A transparent pouch gives easy visibility of effluent and the stoma and is usually used just after surgery. After your surgery has stabilized please move on to opaque or decorative pouches. No need to see what's going on and decorations can be fun. To decorate (both male and female) try 'Yentl's Secret' that carries wonderful cloth appliance covers as well as Kanga-Roos Ostomy Wear. They come in both macho and very feminine styles.

fOndly, Wendy
http://www.geocities.com/broward_ostomy/choices.html
 
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For five points

Q. What is the capacity of Dirty Pete's colostomy bag .

a. 12oz. 'Pete rolls with a Smirnoff Ice malt beverage'
b. 8oz. 'Pete is only packing a cup of expresso from La'McDonald drive thru'
c. 750ml. 'Pete is sneaking Kay's Chateau Lafite Rothchild one bottle at a time'
d. TBD (CAGER'S ARE NOT WORTHY OF HOOKERS)
e. ??oz. 'Pete is that your bag leaking all over the BMW still'
f. Trani hookers




 
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dodopete

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Oh my, the lepers are out again.

Seems to me jealousy does not suit you sucks after all.

Any real man would race me in my bmw. I am quicker than

whale shit through in ice flow in the twisties.

So you jealous fucks, I will sport my depends and head to the curves.

So long suckas.
 
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BigSucker

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Re: PLAY FOR CASH AND BILLET SHOT GLASSES Collect them ALL

earn points win billet shot-glasses

For five points

Q. What is the capacity of Dirty Pete's colostomy bag .

a. 12oz. 'Pete rolls with a Smirnoff Ice malt beverage'
b. 8oz. 'Pete is only packing a cup of expresso from La'McDonald drive thru'
c. 750ml. 'Pete is sneaking Kay's Chateau Lafite Rothchild one bottle at a time'
d. TBD (CAGER'S ARE NOT WORTHY OF HOOKERS)
e. ??oz. 'Pete is that your bag leaking all over the BMW still'
f. Trani hookers
ANSWER) g.

[write in] Endless Capacity, he uses a straw to keep it leveled off
 
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Notconvinced

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Okay for fifty dollars pig, how old his BM

Pig: Wolf

Alex: That's right pig early 40's

Alex: Okay Pig does billet date chicks or have any kids?

Pig: Wolf, wolf.

Right Pig! No and no.

Alex: Pig does the white caddy promote gayness?

Pig: Wolf.

Alex: right again Pig, huge gayness factor.

Alex: last question Pig, where does Billetman putt from?

Pig: RRRRRRRRUUUUUUFFFFF

Alex: Pig you are our current leader.
 
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Vagina Blight

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Gash: Smell low?

Yeasteez: Squeeze is it?

Gash: Eye have a date tonight.

Yeast inflection: BFD...

Gash: Yeast, butt I am tired and coal lost to me if you can find any in dare now.

Yeast: Is your problem laid dee!

Gash: Twat dew pee U mean bye dat man is gonna man is my cost ozzy oz bore a hole in my head and not dare anymore is man sea is you all in day goo way...

Yeast: Shat yer fappin yappin... Juice for dat... I'm gonna make is more yeast is day more you back up on dat faucet all toes going Vagina Whytee tight (climbing the walls) is your puss eee smelll like I kissed year mother???
 
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heffa12r

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uhh...mmmm wuz gunna say sumthin..


Gina Blight, yeah kittuns gots dat....lol....
 
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COMMERCIAL BREAK

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WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Gash: Smell low?

Yeasteez: Squeeze is it?

Gash: Eye have a date tonight.

Yeast inflection: BFD...

Gash: Yeast, butt I am tired and coal lost to me if you can find any in dare now.

Yeast: Is your problem laid dee!

Gash: Twat dew pee U mean bye dat man is gonna man is my cost ozzy oz bore a hole in my head and not dare anymore is man sea is you all in day goo way...

Yeast: Shat yer fappin yappin... Juice for dat... I'm gonna make is more yeast is day more you back up on dat faucet all toes going Vagina Whytee tight (climbing the walls) is your puss eee smelll like I kissed year mother???
USE NEW IMPROVED MOP AND GLOW
 
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MAIL IN FOR TICKETS

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BACK TO THE SHOW IN A MINUTE after this message

uhh...mmmm wuz gunna say sumthin..


Gina Blight, yeah kittuns gots dat....lol....
uhh...mmmm TRY THE HOME GAME... and get some ACME Vaginal Wart Remover for the kitten
 
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Cool ice Flo

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QUESTION RESERVED FOR SHOTLADY

What is a SEAL PELF?
 
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QUESTION 4 SHOTLADY

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Are you feeling 'LUCKY'?
 

shotlady

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yes, i feel lucky.
every second tuesday of the week
he visits and lets me "feel" him : ) LOL!

i don't know what a seal pelf is.
better not ne something nasty like killing little animals!
 
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