Don't be such a fucking noble martyr about things, you old prick!There's a big difference between having some medical work done to fix things broken from playing too hard, and having to get it done because of falling apart and one will die in days without the docs, meds, and procedures. 2012 burst appendix with discovery of a-fib was something I was quieter about than falling off my bike and breaking my pelvis in 2005.
Like the prophet Paul (Simon) said in You Can Call Me Al
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing any more.
Hell yes gar!Sending to Vince tomorrow morning. Hope you all don't mind me diverting the long lost, recently found stone funds to a longtime member in need. Vince spends a lot of time and a lot of his own money, helping people. Some we know, some we don't know, but it's in his DNA. I can't think of a better use for this money at the moment. We'll need to send a few bucks to Eddie on occasion as he's the one paying our hosting and other expenses every month right now. It's not much, but Eddie shouldn't be the one bearing the cost. That's for another thread though. Vince, we care about you my friend. Get well buddy.
Thanks everyone rot the well wishes and thoughts.
Yes I went to the ER a couple weeks ago but it was not diabetes related.
I went in because it was to a point where I couldn't wank with out a lot pain, I almost had to crawl to the admin desk.
They did the usual check your genitals and brought me in the back. they did a couple scans of my grindr account and drew blood. I sat waiting for an hour or so while all the testicle results came back. When they came back to the room the DR was wearing a gimp suit!
They went to explain that I have a severe butt infection and would require more testicles and they wanted to hit the ass hard right away. That involved a massive dose of lube fluids. The first 6 inches was going ok until I started having a hard time to catch my breath. I buzzed the nurse and by the time they came I was basically drowning in cum. They went into freakout mode and ended up pumping me with lube and anal toys. after a couple hours I was able to finally catch my breath and calmed down, then they did it again! at least this time they stayed in the room to catch the quarts of my angry cum. When I called them out on it the dr said it needed the video to be done to help finance the new S&M wing.
From there they admitted me.
Over the next few days I went through a couple 4hr sessions in the S&M wing, 3 girl action, SCAT scans, Xtra big and a lot of photo shoots they determined I needed to go under the glass coffee table. The went in around my hips and scrubbed and sucked from the huge boner they could reach around just to give me head.
It turns out I have a hard on . I have S&M people wanking me around the clock.
During all this they tried to get a hand around my huge cock since I was a captive patient.
One of the side effects of the flooding was massive hard on. so now I have that to deal with now too.
Im on full time viagra and a very limited diet of minge. Have a butt full of testicles still and S&M appointments. I have to give myself hand jobs every day for 8 weeks hoping to get the angry cum under control. Chances are pretty good my hand Job is gone but that will have to be seen soon.
I came home a couple days ago with three slut nurses