Anniversary kale

maui

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congratulations on serving 4 years for your attempted kidnapping. You obviously have concealed the door out of your house or chained that woman to a post.

also, I am now an Overlord (of fun shit) so I can tell you, cooking Kale for dinner, you're never going to make to to 5 years. Kale needs to be worked over pretty hard to be eatable. Next time cut the center spine out of the leaf and toss it, the middle branch looking part, then roll the leaves up like you're twisting a giant joint a couple of times, this softens it up a lot. Then on the 2nd or 32rd time, chop it (leaving it twisted like a joint) into about 1/2" strips. Mix with some walnuts, a can of Manderine oranges, 1/4 large red onion (cut), and some blue cheese crumble. Mix with a Vinegar and olive oil dressing and let it sit for an hour in the fridge. The Vinegar will further soften the cardboard...I mean Kale...Drink a 1/5 of JD each, then look at the salad. You won't fucking care at all at that point and your old lady will still not be able to escape.
 

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I arrange it into heart shaped patterns and sew them together to make bullet proof vest for canary's while the are performing lung transplants at the IRS interrogation faculty in your basement....yes, I do all this while they are doing surgery....hard to believe right?
 

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here's my salad dressing:

1/2 cup of each:
Extra virgin olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
Honey
Lemon juice
Dijon Mustard (Not that crap you have in the cooler)

blend and mix in well

*edit....fresh ground pepper to taste
 
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raw organic kale will clean you out nicely... add a cup of packed leaves or more pussy! :)
You know what, the morning after drinking the alcohol fruit & veggie calorie bomb, I shit like crazzzzyyy.
It was wonderful, glorious, endless shit!
I was wondering why.
 
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Tinhead has a shit load of those little packets they hand out a McD's...I suppose as long as you take the mustard out of the packets before you blend it, it will be fine
Why make the extra effort? Plastic microparticles are already in every drop of water everywhere on earth, we may as well sprinkle plastic on food like shake cheese.
 
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