Anniversary kale

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One of The Overlords ordered up some bike threads. Ian used to post recipes so this will have to do.
Wifey and I were watching some mainstream non-crazy news this morning, when the date got flashed it rang a bell, hey it's our fourth anniversary. 💑

So I got out of the house and bought some flowers. Then I figured to have a new dish for dinner.
It came out nicely.
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Use the best feta.
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The kale was chewy, I've never used it before in anything. I might chop it more finely next time, as well as add a few chopped gloves of garlic while wilting the kale.
 

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Say what you will about Tinko... He might be a greasy drugged out piece of communist dogshit, but he cooked dinner.

Aww... So sweet.
Happy anniversary to the two a youzzz
 
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wp can't help it. Limited intelligence, physical co-ordination of a toddler, cro magnon appearance, completely dependent upon his parents for survival, if it weren't for Google he'd know nothing at all.
 

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As much as you piss me off... Sometimes I think im getting hooked... You give me moments of truth and niceities... Have a good night ... And fart under the cover and dutch oven so that Kale can be enjoyed twice. Hehe!
 
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Sauteeing is how the kale got reduced, I might need to sautee it longer, didn't want it to burn.
Onions are another possible addition, I don't want to add too many flavors that could overwhelm the saline richness of fine feta.
happy anniversary tinny, try sauteing the kale .. olive oil, garlic and chopped onions. :up:
 

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'reduced'? Oh so he's like Jamie Oliver or some fancy pants now lol

Dude, you opened a can of Heinz beans in tomato sauce, and some leaves blew into the concoction from the top of the fridge outside when you went for that plastic cheeze

You ain't reducing shit lol
 
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'reduced'? Oh so he's like Jamie Oliver or some fancy pants now lol

Dude, you opened a can of Heinz beans in tomato sauce, and some leaves blew into the concoction from the top of the fridge outside when you went for that plastic cheeze

You ain't reducing shit lol
You don't know anything about cooking, startup boi.
 

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I just started adding kale to my smoothies. Not a lot, just a couple leaves or so.
I even put them in my alcohol calorie bomb smoothie last night.
I don't think I could ever eat kale whole/raw though. Like in salad.
 
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I'll be honest, I didn't read much past "kale".

If you like it tinny, by God enjoy the fuck out of it.

Where's the beef? (or lamb)
You can salve your blistering dome with the thought that you will never see me cook anything that contains okra.
Okra is for the losers of civil war. There are no statues honoring okra.
 

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wp can't help it. Limited intelligence, physical co-ordination of a toddler, cro magnon appearance, completely dependent upon his parents for survival, if it weren't for Google he'd know nothing at all.
LOL... i thought You were talking about me for a second...

Happy Belated Anniversary Brother! All the best To All of You!
 
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WTF--does Kale have tetrahydrocannabinol in it because that is the only a dish that nasty looking would be eaten by that fat greaseball? :bigsmile:

That is the nastiest stuff, only fit for druggie Yankees living off the Governments tit.
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Okra lover alert!
The feeling of a hairy slimy vegetable on his tongue excites him...
 
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So don't feel bad, davey.
You have so many other defects of personality, okra loving seems to be a small affliction.
 

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congratulations on serving 4 years for your attempted kidnapping. You obviously have concealed the door out of your house or chained that woman to a post.

also, I am now an Overlord (of fun shit) so I can tell you, cooking Kale for dinner, you're never going to make to to 5 years. Kale needs to be worked over pretty hard to be eatable. Next time cut the center spine out of the leaf and toss it, the middle branch looking part, then roll the leaves up like you're twisting a giant joint a couple of times, this softens it up a lot. Then on the 2nd or 32rd time, chop it (leaving it twisted like a joint) into about 1/2" strips. Mix with some walnuts, a can of Manderine oranges, 1/4 large red onion (cut), and some blue cheese crumble. Mix with a Vinegar and olive oil dressing and let it sit for an hour in the fridge. The Vinegar will further soften the cardboard...I mean Kale...Drink a 1/5 of JD each, then look at the salad. You won't fucking care at all at that point and your old lady will still not be able to escape.
 

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I arrange it into heart shaped patterns and sew them together to make bullet proof vest for canary's while the are performing lung transplants at the IRS interrogation faculty in your basement....yes, I do all this while they are doing surgery....hard to believe right?
 
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