A couple of funny Jewish jokes :)

[ysr_racer]

Q: What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long?
A: Nothing at all

Q: Define "genius"
A: An average student with a Jewish mother

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat

Q: What mechanical device causes the greatest sexual arousal in a Jewish woman?
A: A Mercedes 550SL convertible

 

[Dirty Pete]

I've gone with a lot of Jew women and married one for 15 years. I can assure you that the idea that Jew women are lame in bed was manufactured by impotent non Jew white men.

They are tigers in bed.

 

[Mr Lucky]

Jews.

hehehehe.

They killed Jesus...

 

[FearsomeKawasaki]

You botted a dead guy?

 

[MadRussian]

I thought title said FUNNY jokes? :-?

 

[gyeagle1]

I thought title said FUNNY jokes? :-?

Only to Jews

 

[Buelligan]

The one Jewish girl I fucked for awhile had a bush that was like a brillo pad.

Not a real tiger in the sack, either, but she was tight. Real tight, and not just with a dollar.

 

[Vegas12]

Jewish Princess's favorite "whine"??

I waaaana goooo toooo Hawaaaaiiii


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZHsixrP-lk


Try the prime rib.....I'll be here all week.

 

[Farouk The Leper King]

You botted a dead guy?

HE WAS THE SON OF GOD!

Show some bastard refuckingspect...

 

[pimpslayer]

Q: What does a typical Jewish wife make for supper?

A: Reservations....





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[Buelligan]

 

[ysr_racer]

They killed Jesus...

The mexican kid that works at the 7-11 ?

 

[Oilheadron]

I know the funniest jew joke of all time.