A couple of funny Jewish jokes :)

ysr_racer

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Q: What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long?
A: Nothing at all

Q: Define "genius"
A: An average student with a Jewish mother

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat

Q: What mechanical device causes the greatest sexual arousal in a Jewish woman?
A: A Mercedes 550SL convertible


 

Dirty Pete

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I've gone with a lot of Jew women and married one for 15 years. I can assure you that the idea that Jew women are lame in bed was manufactured by impotent non Jew white men.

They are tigers in bed.
 

Buelligan

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The one Jewish girl I fucked for awhile had a bush that was like a brillo pad.

Not a real tiger in the sack, either, but she was tight. Real tight, and not just with a dollar.
 
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