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    New GF to highest bidder..........
    $2,500.00 takes her away.

    PM me for details.
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    For $2500 I am guessing face biting and cock eating is a good thing???


    Is that your reserve bid?


    I see an eBay auction coming up with a lota hits!!

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    25 hundo?

    I could get a hell of a hooker for that much.


    Good luck.

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    Just a bit on the aged side fer me....
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    For $2,500.00 you get to keep her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ducmanic View Post
    For $2,500.00 you get to keep her.
    No thanks. If I am buying one, she has to be sub 21 years old.

    Good luck on the sale.

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    What kind of return policy does she have?

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    For $2500 I bet I could get a midget !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammer Dog View Post
    What kind of return policy does she have?
    She's F.OB. No returns. As an added bonus she can hold her own in bar fights.
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    i was ready to plunk down some dough but it's the whole face biting part
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    $2500? Outright? Sounds like the buyer will be spending 10x that in bail and attorneys fees to keep her sprung....lol
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    I'm thinking, from the tone expressed by the seller, that this is WAY negotiable!....eh, eh?....
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    Lets see pics of her box...and does she eat box?

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    after market warranty?
    she's got nice legs, tell you that much!

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    mileage ? option ? performance ? special features ?
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    Can you ship her here in time for Christmas?
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    Can you elaborate further on the face biting and cock eating?
    I mean, should the new owner expect to get his or hers own face bitten and cock eaten?
    I'm not in the market, just curious what's out there.

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    are ya allowing test drives?
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    Hey Floyd.....let's split on her and store her at your place.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WARREN View Post
    Hey Floyd.....let's split on her and store her at your place.

    Gotta find out if she eats box or minds sharing when other chix come by.
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    I'm in for $500 if you can ship her to Yury's by 12/31.
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    Is she a Virgin

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    If my family circumstances were a lot diffrent I would do it absolutly.

    looks like a lot of fun but I would have to retrain her

    do you kick her ass before or after you fuck her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by rotts4u View Post
    For $2500 I bet I could get a midget !!
    yeah i bet you could get that for HALF PRICE !
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    I've got a trade for ya

    We'll have to work out the differance though

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    Quote Originally Posted by rotts4u View Post
    For $2500 I bet I could get a midget !!
    better let MR know where
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badazbusa View Post
    I've got a trade for ya

    We'll have to work out the differance though
    Nice
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    She bit your FACE?
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    masarap!

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    Are those tatties plastique?
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    what is the deal on this? what went on??
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    Quote Originally Posted by NTRYDR View Post
    She bit your FACE?


    This is why she's for sale.
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    The link is broken, but my powers of cut and paste allow me to see that it is just a little love nip. You should wear it with pride. A woman of such spirit will not be easily sold. Money will not have the iron to hold her.

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    Any bitch that leaves intentional marks on the neck/face is gone instantly- fuck that shit.

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    You kept the dog that bit you.

    You are getting rid of the chick that bit you.

    I needed a laugh today.


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    Better keep that bite soaked in anti everything cream.

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    She is only marking you as her own. Most men fear a dominant woman.

    Would it be ok with you if she marked you where other people could not see the mark?

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    Take the crow bar to her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gobrian77 View Post
    Any bitch that leaves intentional marks on the neck/face is gone instantly- fuck that shit.
    +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileageking View Post
    Better keep that bite soaked in anti everything cream.

    Yeah, that anti everything cream might help in this case.
    Just like a torque button on a mini van.


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    Ill bet you are an expert in man bites bitch

    fuck you

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileageking View Post
    Ill bet you are an expert in man bites bitch

    fuck you


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    I like a spirited lass...the current one is full of moxie but at a mere 21 years of age...she lacks the experience of a true bar brawl babe...could I trade hapos warrior for Her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ducmanic View Post


    This is why she's for sale.
    Stupid Bitch Twit!..What the fuck she do that for??
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    Hell, she didnt even break the skin. And she's willing to put her mouth on that ugly mug? She's a keeper, IMO. I'm not in the market, but I don't think you should sell her off.

    Give Clay a call, maybe??
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    Duc....looks like you need to invest in one of those nose-hair trimming thingies.....

    But if you're selling her, ya might need to discount her heavily....one tittay looks much bigger than tother.....

    Can you confirm???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Floyd View Post
    better let MR know where

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    duc:

    The gf bears a close resemblance to my sister-in-law!

    I always knew you liked spirited women.

    Does she have access to this site?

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    been watching reruns of 'The Man Who Would Be King'? That bitch chewed into Sean Connery's face just like that....seems she thought he was a god.

    fucking good movie considering it was shot in 75'


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    Fucking Masons!
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