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    Default Sheryl Crow Nude...see what Lance is hittin'

    http://www.hoes.ca/sheryl_crow_exposed.html

    They're the first-ever topless photos of the rock chick and we reckon her fans will be raven about them this morning.

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    ...more than a mothful is wasted... .!..!.
    ...fubar bundy...

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    That doesn't make me happy. :x

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    It can't be that Baaaaa-aaa-aaa-aad.
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    Her body is every bit as uninspiring as her music

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    Very rough........................
    I know she's got enough money to buy a decent set of titties!!!
    Fuck work........LET'S RIDE !!!!!!!!

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    The proper response to my post of
    It can't be that Baaaaa-aaa-aaa-aad.
    Is:

    "Then why the hell am i so... sad?"

    Jesus,
    get with the program, maggots.
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    I shoulda' got that one.



    groveling beneath a dead carcass,

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    Its not the size.....its the nasty, saggy shape of 'em that rolls my stomach.

    That and her politics.
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    come on ... she's like 50 or close. Whaddaya want them to look like?

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    They look fine to me.

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    Boobs make the woman, right?

    Well...for some guys.

    This particular woman is the Mick Jagger of contemporary female singers. Have you listened to her work? She's got attitude and intelligence and musicality enough for the both of us.

    It's women with intelligence and a lust for life that blows our dicks off. She is one of them. Women like that make most men's dicks wilt, because most men can't handle powerful women.

    Tits? You think plastic balloon tits make for a good fuck?

    Try some intelligence, talent, and muscle in the sack boys.

    If you have the confidence.

    *********


    BTW: At his level of fitness, they don't call him Lance for nothing. How much blood can he pump to his dick? How long can he last? You think you could ever have a woman like his?

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    ...did someone leave the back door open...


    ...something smells funny in here...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6
    ...did someone leave the back door open...


    ...something smells funny in here...
    Yeah, its your arse too close to your face.

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    They look fine to me. Some of you are full of shit. Like you hit on better every night. :s:

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    Quote Originally Posted by chandler
    They look fine to me. Some of you are full of shit. Like you hit on better every night. :s:
    I hit better every time my wife is in the mood.
    Prolly tanite..she likes to rub my bald head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busamouse
    I hit better every time my wife is in the mood.
    Well there are exceptions. You are a lucky man.

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    First off, shes a fuckin idiot....she fucked Kid Rock in a bathroom at a party the first night she met him fer christ sakes. Fuckin dumbass redneck Kid Rock.....so much for brains.

    Secondly, in 37 years, I aint never sucked on titties that bad. Fuck, my moms tits are nicer than that.

    Pete, good looking women can be challenging, smart and strong willed as well. I know, Ive had a few.
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    Quote Originally Posted by petesawanka
    Quote Originally Posted by 6
    ...did someone leave the back door open...


    ...something smells funny in here...
    Yeah, its your arse too close to your face.
    Why dont you stick a wanka in your mouth dickhead

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    Quote Originally Posted by samzx12
    Why dont you stick a wanka in your mouth dickhead
    sam.. ignore the fukhead 8)

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    Quote Originally Posted by chandler
    They look fine to me. Some of you are full of shit. Like you hit on better every night. :s:

    i do.


    that bitch is nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty
    Pete, good looking women can be challenging, smart and strong willed as well. I know, I've had a few.
    No disagreement there. I know you've had your pick over the years - all us pretty boys did (former pretty boy in my aged case).

    I have to confess I've turned my back on some classically beautiful women in the past due to my learned prejudice that they are generally high maintenance and lazy in bed.

    Always fell for a rougher edged woman who knows which way to turn a screwdriver and isn't dependent on men in any way. Maybe it's a case of "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, get an ugly girl to marry you," but I just know that women with an edge to their looks and personalities work harder at sex, and aren't afraid of being shut out of the girly girl world because they like grease and motorcycles.

    In fact, most of them dislike girly girls, just like I do.

    Girly girls bore my ass off.

    REMEMBER: "An ugly girl will always give you a piece of ass."

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    Pete, my ex....the "bar ends" girl, could play Bob Villa better than most men, had an insatiable appetite for sex, was great at it and had a pair of fun bags that would make you sit up and beg for buttermilk.

    I guess I shoulda married her huh?
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    Seen better, seen worse. Actually, they ain't quite as bad as I was expectin.

    Better than some misshapen, rippled silicone bags...



    Cashin' Satan's checks with my dick in my hand......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty
    Pete, my ex....the "bar ends" girl, could play Bob Villa better than most men, had an insatiable appetite for sex, was great at it and had a pair of fun bags that would make you sit up and beg for buttermilk.

    I guess I shoulda married her huh?
    Oh yeah I remember her Jeff. THOSE were very courageous nae naes. Nice bars ends too.

    I have always been under the impression that she WAS and still is your bride. I never saw her face. I've seen your wife's face but I just figured she was, underneath all that blue armor, the "bar ends" girl.

    Anyway, if it is possible to have BOTH in the same package - and I know it is because I have been there - then that is the best of all possible worlds. You and I are not disagreeing.

    Trouble is, those perfect women, they'll fuck you over in the end.

    They just know they deserve better than you.

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    She looks good to me.



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    it looks like it's cold out too, everyone is wearing coat. she's a hot bitch, with an attitude and look that will blow your mind.


    tell ya what, you go stand out in the cold a while, and then post your shriveled shrunken-turtle peter up on the board....

    cause you're hit'n twice that.

    right?
    TIMMAAAAAAAAAAH!!

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    They just know they deserve better than you.
    Thats a harsh reality I didnt need to hear.

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    Most women would kill to look like that at 43.
    I don't see any problem.
    Half of the women here in Wal-Mart country outweigh her by 100 pounds. :s: :2:
    Redheaded stepchild

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    Double Post! :2: :s: :x :dwn:
    Redheaded stepchild

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    I'm with Fropappy, Timmaaaaaay and the rest that think they'd like a 43 year old that looks, sings, and acts like her.
    Those nipples are positively suckable. And the rest of her body is tight, for a 22 year old. I like my women with some exprience at life.

    It's been a LOoooong time since i could say this, but i agree with DP on this.
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    8) I'd have no problem knocking the dust off it
    :P Then we'd go bike shopping

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ninjaman12R

    Very rough........................
    I know she's got enough money to buy a decent set of titties!!!
    lights off

    you wouldnt know cheryl crow from cindy crawford

    get real



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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBusa1
    come on ... she's like 50 or close. Whaddaya want them to look like?

    I have seen udders look much better than that!!!!!! she is a TOC!!!!!!!

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    It looks like some bush sticking out the top and sides.......


    SHAVE THE GOD DAMN THING FOR CHRIST SAKE!!!!! OR AT LEAST TRIM IT.....

    There is nothing worse than a hairy pussy. Except panty hose.
    She ask me why....I just went on and told her

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    Quote Originally Posted by 6
    Quote Originally Posted by samzx12
    Why dont you stick a wanka in your mouth dickhead
    sam.. ignore the fukhead 8)
    How exactly do you put a wanka in your mouth then ?

    Fucking idiot, you don't even know the meaning of words you are using.

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    Just exactly what is a wanka anyways, ya fuckin' mook?

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    Her tits would make me leave Las Vegas.

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    dammit Lucky... now I got that stupid song in my head....
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    Quote Originally Posted by gyeagle1

    lights off

    you wouldnt know cheryl crow from cindy crawford

    get real


    easy to tell....cindy is about a foot taller.

    ask me how i know....

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