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    Default Howz Dennis Hof doin'?

    He dade. Fucked to death by his own employees at 72 years old.


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    Least,,,,,,,,,,, he wuzzn't runnin, fer,,, a national office.

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    the cathouse dude?
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    Wonder what he had on Hillary?
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    Died doing what he loved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master-Cylinder View Post
    Died doing what he loved.
    did he check with his Doc about having a heart healthy enough for sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master-Cylinder View Post
    If you don't use a pick up for it pick up truck stuff, you're a faggot ass poser.
    I bought mind brand new in 2006. It has 16,500 miles on it. I only use it for hauling junk around that won't fit on my scooter on in the wife's car.

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    For those not in the know (like me)...

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    By the way, if those are some of his employees, I'd go next door. They aren't all that attractive. The blonde in red might have been 15 years ago and the blonde in black might have been 50 pounds ago...
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    No shit? The guy was running for something, or contemplating it. Hmmm ...

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    The fat ones on the far left and far right are kind of cute. The other two, not really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vicious_Cycle View Post
    The fat ones on the far left and far right are kind of cute. The other two, not really.
    You are speaking about the chicks, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigHock View Post
    You are speaking about the chicks, right?
    I was assuming they are females. Now you have me wondering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vicious_Cycle View Post
    The fat ones on the far left and far right are kind of cute. The other two, not really.
    The one to the far right used to do porn (screen name: Sunny Lane.) She'd likely fuck your brains out, but from what I've heard, any of the decent girls at Hof's establishments (which is pretty much ALL the brothel's in Nevada) are going to cost you an arm and a leg (solidly into 4 figures for anything worth talking about.) From the show on HBO, I'd wager that all four of the girls in the above pic would be counted as the "decent" girls. I'm sure they'll do shit "normal" girls won't, and at least everything will be up front, but I can't see paying bags of cash to nail a chick I wouldn't hit on at a bar.
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    Solidly into 4 figures for THAT? Ain't gonna happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vicious_Cycle View Post
    Solidly into 4 figures for THAT? Ain't gonna happen.
    $99.99 IS four digits.
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    Um what do you want to bet... if you met some random attractive broad at a bar and you werent YSR... you could
    get her to do "things" for "Do I hear $500?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master-Cylinder View Post
    If you don't use a pick up for it pick up truck stuff, you're a faggot ass poser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master-Cylinder View Post
    $99.99 IS four digits.
    I feel like my $99 would go pretty far at a local nood strip club
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    Quote Originally Posted by Master-Cylinder View Post
    If you don't use a pick up for it pick up truck stuff, you're a faggot ass poser.
    I bought mind brand new in 2006. It has 16,500 miles on it. I only use it for hauling junk around that won't fit on my scooter on in the wife's car.

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    I banged his girlfriend.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pimpslayer View Post
    Wonder what he had on Hillary?
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    Yesterday was a good day for Mr. Hof!

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    I posted these girls on another thread- during high season, they might run you a hundred bucks each (I remember the days when you could get the pair for $50...)

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    I've never hired a pair of hookers before. That's a bit of a shame, now that I think about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vicious_Cycle View Post
    I've never hired a pair of hookers before. That's a bit of a shame, now that I think about it.
    In Thailand everybody has to try it a couple of times. The rookie mistake is to pick two at random- always pick the one you like best, and then let her choose a friend- you don't want to end up with a couple of enemies, and you'll have a way better time.

    There- since you ain't dead yet, now you're armed with some invaluable info that might someday come in handy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gobrian77 View Post
    I posted these girls on another thread- during high season, they might run you a hundred bucks each (I remember the days when you could get the pair for $50...)

    Will they love me long time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Master-Cylinder View Post
    $99.99 IS four digits.
    ...so is $19.99...
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    Quote Originally Posted by gobrian77 View Post
    In Thailand everybody has to try it a couple of times. The rookie mistake is to pick two at random- always pick the one you like best, and then let her choose a friend- you don't want to end up with a couple of enemies, and you'll have a way better time.

    There- since you ain't dead yet, now you're armed with some invaluable info that might someday come in handy.
    Finally some useful information on this site!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drakhen View Post
    The one to the far right used to do porn (screen name: Sunny Lane.) She'd likely fuck your brains out.
    Good call Drak! Actually, she is/was one of my favorite "modern" pros. I didn't realize she'd porked out so much. I barely recognized her. Yeah, her videos showcase her ability and energy to ride you into a heart attack. Her hip and ass movement were something else.
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