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Thread: Dipshit ran her into the corner... and ran out of talent.

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    Default Dipshit ran her into the corner... and ran out of talent.

    Quote Originally Posted by Terry_Schiavo View Post
    it was your campaign sign... GRUMPS 4 TRUMP...lol


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    Did you read the text in the video??

    The guy had plenty of talent......his steering locked up!!


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    "He thinks his motorcycle's steering locked up!". Fucking moron...

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    I fukin hate riding off cliffs when my steering locks up like that

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    That would have been a great time to lay 'er down.

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    I would have paid to see it, though!

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    We get plenty of stories how the motorcycle malfunctioned and caused a crash. Fucking idiots.
    Quote Originally Posted by Terry_Schiavo View Post
    it was your campaign sign... GRUMPS 4 TRUMP...lol


    The Bellicose Mechanic

    There's real horsepower, and there's DynoJet horsepower.
    Don't get confused, DynoJet horsepower is not real horsepower.

    Non-Grom.

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    Default Re: Dipshit ran her into the corner... and ran out of talent.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stetson View Post
    That would have been a great time to lay 'er down.
    I'd have gotten up on the pegs, goosed it, and jumped the canyon!
    Quote Originally Posted by Terry_Schiavo View Post
    it was your campaign sign... GRUMPS 4 TRUMP...lol


    The Bellicose Mechanic

    There's real horsepower, and there's DynoJet horsepower.
    Don't get confused, DynoJet horsepower is not real horsepower.

    Non-Grom.

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    Super step down double!
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    no random driveby hot links for me! If it aint on the tube fuck ya!
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    Classic target fixation. Listen to him talk- he doesn't even know how to turn a motorcycle. He thinks you make the motorcycle turn by leaning. Epic...
    "Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...."

    -- Hunter S. Thompson

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stetson View Post
    That would have been a great time to lay 'er down.
    I get so tired of hearing that one- typically uttered by old, fat Harley owners who refuse to learn how to ride.

    They have no idea what holds a motorcycle up, they have no idea what they did to cause the motorcycle to fall down (they stomped the rear brake and locked up the rear wheel), and they make up the "Had to lay her down" story afterwards to try to explain it away.

    As if fringed black ass-less pleather chaps and Chinese plastic chrome-plated skull ornaments offered better steering and braking than a rubber tire attached to disc brakes.

    Dumbasses...
    Last edited by Kirk; 08-12-2017 at 07:42 PM.
    "Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba...."

    -- Hunter S. Thompson

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    Default Re: Dipshit ran her into the corner... and ran out of talent.

    Most of the chumps that come into the junkyard will wear the rear pads down to the backing plate, the fronts don't even look new.
    More than half of them come in with a front brake lever with the pivot semi seized and it feels like a ratchet, un-fucking usable!
    I've had asshole tell me to take their "baby" for a ride, sometimes I'll get as far as the street before I ride it back and lube the lever right the fuck in front of them. I'll also ask them how they were riding it like that.
    And then there's steering head bearings... mother fuckers don't have a clue, don't notice that it feels like you're riding on ice. IDIOTS!
    Quote Originally Posted by Terry_Schiavo View Post
    it was your campaign sign... GRUMPS 4 TRUMP...lol


    The Bellicose Mechanic

    There's real horsepower, and there's DynoJet horsepower.
    Don't get confused, DynoJet horsepower is not real horsepower.

    Non-Grom.

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    Default Re: Dipshit ran her into the corner... and ran out of talent.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirk View Post
    Classic target fixation.
    Yep, rider training should be a prerequisite to obtaining a driver's license, including track days.

    Having said that, it should apply to all license classes really.

    Dude is lucky to be alive... that was a long trip down. Crushed nuts?
    I've learned that Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

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    CNN video/story. Did the steering really lock up?
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