Re: Monitor thread for 'those motorcycles'...
Date of incident. August 2016
* Model. Fuck do I know. They all look the fucking same. He's obviously too fucking scared to ride it on anything remotely like dirt considering its pristine condition. The big fucking jessie girl wuss. 
* Owner. scottcolbath
* Rider. scottcolbath
* Others involved. No
* Level 1/2/3. (level 1- tried to kill owner. Level 2- tried to kill itself. Level 3- tried to kill another bike in same storage/proximity). Level 2
* Brief description of incident. Bike burned hole in soft luggage that had previously been secured well...
I will not comment on the attendant irony...