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    An oldie but a goodie.. Please don't clutter up this thread with Joo Jokes - start your own thread. That goes for you niggers too.

    How do you stop 5 niggers from raping a white woman ?



    -Throw them a basketball.
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    Why do niggers cry during sex ?




    -The Mace.
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    Why did the nigger rush into the discount store ?




    -The Ad said "Whites For Sale"
    Last edited by Billy V; 01-31-2011 at 08:08 PM.

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    What is long and hard on a nigger?




    The third grade


    Why do niggers smell?



    So blind people can hate them too



    I got to say I feel just horrible... Not being able to slide in a jew joke.

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    Why should you never run over a black kid on a bicycle?

    It's probably your bicycle.
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    Black kid- "my daddy has a great big cadilac that goes HONK_KEY_HONK_KEY !!!"

    White kid- "oh ya?...my daddy has a chain saw thats goes niggar_run_niggar_niggar_run_run_run_run!!!"

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    Did you hear about the black guy in Alabama, they found behind the safeway shot seven times in the head...




    The sheriff said it was the worst case of suicide he has ever seen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy V View Post
    Why do niggers cry during sex ?




    -The Mace.

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    Two black guys standing on a bridge.... taking a leak.

    First black guy says, DAM, THAT WATER IS COLD.

    Second black guy says, YEP, ITS DEEP TOO.

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    How do you starve a black guy?

    Hide his food stamps under his work boots.



    Whats the difference between blacks and tires?

    Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.




    I remember those from the last time they were told on here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NICKSLICK View Post
    Two black guys standing on a bridge.... taking a leak.

    First black guy says, DAM, THAT WATER IS COLD.

    Second black guy says, YEP, ITS DEEP TOO.
    ......... Richard Pryor
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigHock View Post
    Did you hear about the black guy in Alabama, they found behind the safeway WITH HIS HANDS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK and shot seven times in the head...




    The sheriff said it was the worst case of suicide he has ever seen.

    Minor correction if I may......

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    What's 200 pounds, lives on the bottom of the ocean and hates blacks?

    Ku Klux Clam

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    What are the first 5 words a black man hears when he's wearing a suit....


    ' Will the defendant please rise'

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    Why don't sharks attack blacks when they're swimming in the ocean?

    Because they think they're whale turds.
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    Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

    They have to pick cotton to get to them.


    Who are the two most famous black women in history?

    Aunt Jemima and Mutha Fucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NICKSLICK View Post
    Two black guys standing on a bridge.... taking a leak.

    First black guy says, DAM, THAT WATER IS COLD.

    Second black guy says, YEP, ITS DEEP TOO.
    Slingblade classic!!! I know Richard Pryor did it first but its still funny!
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    Two blacks are trying to get across the Sahara desert and buy a 30 gallon camel to make the trip.

    At the last water hole before the desert they can only get the camel to drink 20 gals. instead of the necessary 30. They get desperate, knowing the camel needs to drink 30 gals. to make it.

    First black tells second black to go around back and suck, while he pushes the camels mouth down in the water hole. Hoping to draw in ten more gallons.

    After a short while the second black tells the first black to lift his head a bit...all I'm getting is mud!

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    Whats the difference between a nigger and dog shit?
    Dog shit eventually turns white and quits smelling

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    What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

    The pilot you racist bastards.
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    why do white people go to black peoples garage sales........?



    To get their shit back!!!!

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    That Rastus dude would kick all your asses, if he was still around...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ysr_racer View Post
    Why should you never run over a black kid on a bicycle?

    It's probably your bicycle.

    I actually did that. Punted him real good too !
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    Whats the difference between a dead nigger on the side of the road and a dead dog?

    50 feet of skid marks before the dog!

    Why do Niggers call whites honkys? Cause thats the last thing they hear before they get ran over by us.

    What do you get when you cross a Nigger and an octopus? An 8 row cotton picker!

    What is long black and smells bad? An unemployment line!

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    How do you baby sit a baby Nigger? Put Velcro on the ceiling.

    How do you get em back down? Blind fold some little Mexicans and hand em a baseball bat and tell em its a Pinata party!

    Whats it say inside a Niggers lip? Inflate to 32 psi

    What do you get when you cross Niggers and Mexicans? Kids that are too lazy to steal!

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    I can't believe you guys tell jokes like this, that's terrible!

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    How do you make sure a black man doesn't break into you house and steal your valuables?

    Hide them under a stack of job applications.
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